Spin the wheel.If the dice are hotâtake a shot.Play your cards. Despite his Donkey Kong misstep we forgive Ice Cube because he gave us âWicked,â a terrific song with a video starring Kiedis and Flea of the Chili Peppers breaking windows and smashing kitchens like a HUD crew run amok: So Ice Cube found redemption. Terms of use, There is no need to watch the whole thing. Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk (That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey It's for the badonkadonk) Time and time I'll lose my soul (BETWEEN YOU AND ME!) This Cube feels on the big fat fanny, pulls out the jammy, and killsâkills!âthe punanny. Thatâs cold.Stop throwing stones.The night has a thousand saxophones.So get out there and rock,And roll the bones.Get busy!If I could point to one lineâand I willâthat sums up everything wrong with Rush, Canada, and rock bands trying to rap, itâs this:The night has a thousand saxophones.Just when Rush has done enough damageâafter Neil Pert has already thrown us to the ground, plunged his knife to the hilt, and twisted the blade while Geddy belts out his twangy high notesâthey add insult to grievous injury with their final order: Get busy! It's on like donkey kong I'm gonna smoke your ass like cheech and chong smokes weed (SO LET'S GO!) I don't wanna disappoint my friends is really what it takes? I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, Uh huh So with those biases in mind, letâs sample 1991âs âRoll the Bonesâ from Rushâs album of the same name. You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" Cannot annotate a non-flat selection. Make sure your selection This is just a preview! If there's a way, There's a train, Ride it on me Did we recognize the hilarity of Shaq Diesel? Copyright 2020 Video clip and lyrics It's On Like Donkey Kong by Blood On The Dance Floor. Cause I'll Set My Goals (IT'S MUTINY!) Contact, F*ckin' hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed, Mother poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking, Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling, B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong, Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat, Blonde Barbie Ken, f*ck that Hollister sh*t, There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me, I'm slamming b*tches like Kong's slammin' barrels. Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong What are we fighting for 4x I'll drag you down until the end while we both aim for first place Don't show affection cause I'm stealing all the attention And continue:Whatâs the deal? Iâll take Shaq at his word, but I canât imagine boogers and coffee lingering as long as, letâs say, liver and onions. Go, Go ape shit, Go ape shit Grunge was still relevant, A Tribe Called Quest released Midnight Marauders, and Gen Xâers were just beginning to appreciate the benefits of irony. I'm gonna smoke your ass like cheech and chong smokes weed, My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry, I'm gonna fuck your face til your eyes get blurry, Motherpoker, I'll be poking you right up, Now you're choking, Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock, I'm your favorate hoe, Get up on your bare back, When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling, Bashed up, Gashed up, You ain't got no feeling, Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favourite nightmare, I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, Uh huh, Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong, Chopping through the butcher's shop, Racking the meat, You'll climax so hard the altitudes'll make your ears bleed, Getting fucked from behind his head on the pelvis, I'm down for deep anal, Bitch, I'm not about the cervex, Blonde Barbie Ken, Fuck the hollister shit, I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with aberzombie and bitch, And when you come back yelping for a second helping, You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching, Got more fucking crack than the hoods and harlem, Spray me, Don't date me; Use your mouth not your hand, I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Linday Lohan, If there's a way, There's a train, Ride around me, I'll be your railroad baby, Just give me your seat, This faggot just fucked your girl, She got rid off her pussy, Sewed her snatch, Got a dick just so she could fuck me, Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this storm, I'm slamming bitches like kong slams a barrel, Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong, Thanks to Botdfan for correcting these lyrics, Thanks to poisonedxkisses for correcting these lyrics, Thanks to JillyEcstasy for correcting these lyrics, Thanks to BOTDF<3 for correcting these lyrics, Thanks to Dahvie_Von_Purdy for correcting these lyrics. Even though I was living in a basement apartment in Buffalo, NY with a hammock for a bed, no heat, and a framed poster of Marlon Brando in motorcycle leathers hung above my bed because I thought it would attract women. I'm slamming bitches like kong slams a barrel Bashed up, Gashed up, You ain't got no feeling My loathing is visceral. I'm your fack, Get up on your bare back It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong, Blood On The Dance Floor Lyrics provided by SongLyrics.com. Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this song It's on like donkey kong O-o-on like donkey kong It's on like donkey kong o-o-on like donkey kong Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong Go, Go long I'm on like King Kong I'm slamming bitches like kong slams a barrel Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow Cock so good I … When I hear Rush fans explain their love, I become an old man railing against the idiocy of kids these days. Slamming them like barrels Reaction.Random interaction.So whoâs afraidOf a little abstraction?Canât get no satisfactionFrom the facts?You better run, homeboy,A factâs a factFrom Nome to Rome, boy. Well, I'm about to let it go down I don't wanna disappoint my friends is really what it takes? Report illegal content. And so we turn to the whitest of rock bands: the Canadian supergroup Rush. It's on like Donkey Kong On, on, on like Donkey Kong It's on like Donkey Kong On, .. I loathe Rush because they are Rush. And when you come back yelping for a second helping I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with aberzombie and bitch I'll drag you down until the end as we both go for first place Report illegal content. Did Shaq? I'ma die hard like Bruce fucking Willis I'm gonna fuck your face til your eyes get blurry Itâs a mustached Italian guy trying to rescue his girlfriend while a giant ape throws barrels at him. Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS). Copyright 2020 An annotation cannot contain another annotation. Cue the DJ Muggs beats and Cube spitting lyrical venom: Itâs on like Donkey Kong.You wanted that fast buckNow I gotta light that ass up.Donkey Kong? Fair enough. A Place in Time - It`s On Like Donkey Kong Lyrics. while I'm motherfucking felching I submit this hypothesis: _Shaq Diesel _contains the worst rap lyrics of any rap album ever made. Cube could have at least picked a game with some violence, like Double Dragon: Your ass is draggin.Leave the Gâs behindOr Iâll knee you in the face like Double Dragon.Or maybe this:Sippin gin from a flagon,Getting dizzy whatâs next?Flying kick you in the neck like Double Dragon.Or how about:My bitch wonât stop naggin,So I drop my pagerAnd punch her repeatedly in the solar plexus like Double Dragon.Think you can come up with something better? Gunshots follow, and we realize âwet t-shirtâ refers to the hapless sucker falling in a rain of bullets and blood, cut down in the semi-prime of his life by a vengeful Ice Cube. _Live _them. The point is the first lyric after Cubeâs little one-act number. Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey) We don't care bout the drinkin' Barely listen to the band Our hands, they start a shakin' Cause I'll Set My Goals (IT'S MUTINY!) Don't run (DON'T CHEAT) Chopping through the butcher's shop, Racking the meat. Go, Go ape shit, Go ape shit Go, Go long I'm hung like King Kong / Go, Go ape %#@!, Go ape %#@! Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow 1993. Of course âonionsâ is hard to rhyme, so I guess Shaq felt boogers and coffee was more appropriate. Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong. Pretend these rhymes represent the struggles of a Canadian supergroup forced to watch Bryan Adams maintaining relevance while all anyone knows about your group anymore is your Neil Pert fills and your 1981 single âTom Sawyer.â. It's on like donkey kong I have no idea. On, on, on like donkey kong My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry The best lyric gets a prize. Why are you waiting, waiting for that chance to fuck me up. It'll lead me to my fate. This faggot just fucked your girl, She got rid off her pussy Cock so good I had to put it in a song
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